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2004-09-27 22:27:30

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You just can't handle the almighty awesomeness of Deal With It. <3

The Almighty [Hutch]
Welcome! Ladies and Gentleman, children of all ages today is a lovely day for one of the lonliest shows in the world, eh? Now as you all may know, people love and enjoy our little three ring circus. But there are a few people who have to ruin it for everybody, isn't that sad? So... as a special treat for you, we've put together the rarest show you'll ever see in your life...

*Curtains around the center stage drop revealing a gaggle of people around a group of computers*

*crowd gasps*

Now we must insist on no flash photography and you mustn't leave the tent. If light gets in here they'll go insane. We say this for your own safety. Now look closely at their large eyes and the way they lean into the screen as if it'll vanish at any moment. That clicking noise is their defense mechanism, one of the most useless defenses in the entire world. This should be a real treat... Oh... do you hear that? The clicking is becoming faster, furious even. Look at their fingers flying across the keyboard. They're not even using spell check... the poor bastards. Now this is something that's been witnessed to many. This is called "Virtual Douchebagia". They do this when they're not accepted by a group of their species that are more human than they. These are the furthest from their kind, might I add. They'll soon begin yelling and shouting at their computer screens. We ask that you all watch out for flying parts from their keyboards. They get so angry that they pound the life out these poor keyboards, as if they project their anger through their feverish typing.

2005-08-16 [FiSHr.]: how dare you copyeth my eccentric writing... meh.....and oh [Yiwerra] is cool leave her alone

2005-08-16 [Hutch]: How dareth you come to our page using your homo-eccentric writing, you deserve it... and oh if Yiwerra was cool she'd be a lovely supporter, and understand the supreme awesomeness of Deal With It.

2005-08-16 [FiSHr.]: er.....

2005-08-16 [Hutch]: Nice come-back.

2005-08-16 [FiSHr.]: i know....

2005-08-16 [Blankie]: What a fag, dude- both you and [Yiwerra] are fucking retarded. No one cares, kthx.

2005-08-16 [FiSHr.]: ..

2005-08-17 [Nyaah*]: teehee oh dear ^^ intresting conversation ^^ have a nice day!

2005-08-17 [FiSHr.]: heheh

2005-08-18 [toycar]: Blankie and Hutch you must be the only sadly pathetic people here on elftown who don’t realise the enormity of Ina’s awesomeness. Fuck spelling, fuck grammar, I’ve seen you two try and use big words and proper literacy, and you two are clearly still fucking stupid… I’m not a member, and now I’m very much grateful, because I’ve seen how bias and simpleminded you are. I especially can’t wait till one of you learns to have a personality you “bohemian” artless twats. I proudly bear with me rule 58. now, even though I would barely call this arguing. Ta kids.

2005-08-18 [FiSHr.]: The Crena is cool

2005-08-18 [Hutch]: Yeah... see you later, don't come back. Hey, [Blankie]. It's funny, 'cause they think their arguments affect us somehow... heh. I definately can use big words properly. You must be mistaken because when you all use big words you use them improperly, you might not be able to recognize when proper usage is displayed.

2005-08-18 [toycar]: Big words? is a four letter word a big word for you. Cute, but, I wouldn't expect any less...or more. Affect you?…indeed. In the same way they affect me. See, I don’t take Elftown seriously, I see some do, but that could end up being a whole additional argument.

2005-08-18 [Hutch]: Yes it could, so I won't bother.

2005-08-18 [Blankie]: Boring, you could have tried harder to insult us. I think it's hilarious how you have to justify yourself--- and why our rules 'suck' because they so proudly apply to you. It's funny you take it seriously, now don't let it run your life- I wouldn't want to hurt your widdle feewins :)

2005-08-19 [toycar]: It's funny how you are able to misinterpret my comments, even though what I've implied is obvious. Sadly i must leave; i have college to attend.

2005-08-19 [Blankie]: Later cuntsore <3<3

2005-08-19 [toycar]: I actually give you props on that insult... i...quite likes it. Much better then... 'widdle feewins'... bye, and trust me, i love you more. o.o

2005-08-19 [Hutch]: how nice it is to be loved, and left alone at the same time. Dope.

2005-08-19 [Blankie]: I bet you do, but then again- I am most excellent, and anything I say will amaze you.

2005-09-23 [Budikah]: WE ALL LIVE IN A YELLER SUBMAROON!

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